Friendship Is Not A Game

Friendship is not a game to play,

It is not a word to say,

It doesn't start on March N ends on May,

It is tomorrow,yesterday,today N everyday

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8 Common Lines After People Get Drunk

8 Common lines after
people get drunk-
1. tu mera bhai h.!
2. Gaadi main chalauga!
3. Mai teri Dil se izzat
kartha hu!
4. Aaj chad nahi rhi h
yar!
5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pi
kr bol rah hu!
6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho
jaya!
7. Tu bol bhal kya chahiye,
tere liye jaan
Hazir h!
D best one
8. Kal se daru Band!

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Amir Ladki Ko Exam Me Garib Parivar Par Essay

1 Amir Ladki ko exam me Garib parivar par
essay likhne ko kaha gaya..

Essay:
1garib parivar tha. Pita garb, ma garib,
bache garib, Ghar me 4 nokar the
wo b garib Car b tuti hui Scorpio
thi. Bacho k paas purane
N95 Mobile the. Ghar me keval 4 2nd
hand AC the. Sara parivar badi
muskil se aish kar raha thaa;

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SMS Sending Failed

Manthri: MahaRaja
YUddaniki Thayaru
avamani pakka desam
Raju SMS Pampadu.
Emi Cheyamanduru
Prabhu?

Raju: SMS Sending
Failed ani Thippi
Pampu!
Keep Smile.. ;)

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Hindi Test Messages

Dard me koi mausam
pyara nhi hota Dilho
pyasa to panise Guzara
nhi hotaKoi deke to
sahi hamari Bebasi

akar Hum sabke hojate
hai koi hamara nhi hota..

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Palbhar Ki Bhi Tanhai Tujhe Nasib Na Ho

Palbhar ki bhi
Tanhai Tujhe Nasib
Na Ho.
Koi B gum Kabhi
Tere karib Na Ho,
Rab Teri Zindagi Me
itni Khushiye De,
Ke Tujhse Badke
Koi khushnasib Na
Ho..

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Dard Me Koi Mausam Pyara Nhi Hota

Dard me koi
mausam pyara nhi
hota
Dilho pyasa to
panise Guzara nhi
hota

koi deke to sahi
hamari bebasi akar

Hum Sabke hojate
hai koi hamara nhi
hota..

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Uparwala Aapko In Sabhi Logo Se Bhachaye

Matlabi

Dhokebaz

Chugalkhor

Chalbaz

Pakhandi

Nalayak

pagal

Chidi Chor

Luchchey

Zalil

Manhoss

Dalindar

Uparwala aapko in
Sabhi logo se
Bhachaye..;-)

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Aap Ki Dosti Aap Ke Wafa

Aap ki Dosti aap ke
wafa hi kaafi
hai, Tamaam umar
ye saath hi kaafi
hai, Jahan kabhi milo
bas muskura dena,
Meri khushi k liye
aap ki muskurahat
hi kaafi hai...

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Palkey Jo Jhuki To Salam Ho Jaye

Palkey jo jhuki to
salam ho jaye, Sar
jo jhukey to adab ho
jaye, hum aisi nazar
kaha se laye: Jo
apko pata be na
chale aur apka
deedar ha jaye..

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Marwadi Man B4 Dying On His Bed

Marwadi man b4
dying on his bed
My wife r u here?
Yes My husband
My daughter r u
here?
Yes papa
My son r u here?
yes dad
KAMEENO
phir dukan pe
kaun hai?

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Naughty Hindi Text Messages

RAVANA: cigarete hai
kya?
HANUMAN: Nahi
RAM: ek pack hai na
tere pass?
Hanuman: Chup
rahiye aap
prabhu.. Saale ko 10
sir hai poora pack
khatham ho hayega..

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Wo LOVE LOVE Likhta Raha

Wo LOVE LOVE
Likhta raha. Mai LIVE
LIVE padti rahi. Wo
KISS KISS likhata
raha. Mai KICK KICK
padti rahi. Wo
Shaadi kar ke chala
gaya, Mai SPOKEN
ENGLISH sikhti rahi.

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Appki Smile Ne

Appki smile ne Saara
jahan hila diya....

waah waah.

Appki smile ne Saara
jahan hila diya....

Comma se uthe huye
patient ko hamesha k
sula diya..

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Naku Ninnu Chudalani

Hi, naku ninnu
chudalani, netho
matladalani ninnu
kalavalani vundhi.
kani nenu ninnu
chuddhamani vasthe
vedhava watchman
gadu zoo time is
over annadu.. ;)

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17cntry Ki Mom 2 Her Son

17cntry ki mom 2 her son
beta apne religion k
ladki se shadi krna
18cntry - apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apen desh
21cntry-koi bi par
ladki se krna

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Tufan me kinare

Tufan me kinare mil
jate hai, Zindagi me
sahare mil jaate hai
koi cheez zindagi se
pyari nahi hoti, par
kuch dost zindagi se
bhi pyare mii jate hai..

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Jo Mujhe Bhul Jaye

Jo Mujhe Bhul Jaye:
Uska mobile tut jaye
charger jal jaye Sime
lock ho jaye software
ud jaye Local call par
ISD ka Bill aaye Local
area me b ROAMING lag
jaye

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Muskan kabhi apke

Muskan kabhi apke 

hoton se jaye na. 

Ansu kabhi apke 

palkon par aye na. 

Poora ho har khwab 

apka. Aur jo poora 

na ho woh khwab 

kabhi aye na.

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I LOVE U

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....

Used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....

Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...

Mithai main sweet say zyaada...

Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...

I LOVE U

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