What an !dea Sir Jee

A man took a new
!dea sim.
He wanted to make
the first call to his
wife. But due to some
network problem call
goes to another
woman. Finally they
fall in love and get
married.

Moral of the story:
An !dea can change
not only life, but also
wife
What an !dea Sir Jee

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A Girl In A Shop

A Girl in a shop: how
much this dress cost?

Shopkeeper: Just for
5 kisses.

Girl: ok pack the dress,
My Grand mother will pay
the bill ;-)

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CONFUSED

1)Ur a nice person
2)Line 2 is true
3)Line 2 is False if
Line 1 is true
4)Both 2 n 3 r correct
5)Line 4 is Wrong

CONFUSED
Gud! Now confuse others.

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Dosto Ke Dosti

Life Changes after b.tech
classroom 2 office
books 2 files,
jeans 2 formals
pocket money 2 salary
Grl frnd 2 wife
at nvr change is
DOSTO KE DOSTI.

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how will he explain it to doc

If a mobile company
owner is suffering 4m
loose motions...

how will he explain it to
doc?

"doc 4m morning
unlimited free outgoing,
I'm hearing new ring tones,
there is no balance in my
stomach," whenever I am
recharging its getting
discharged can u plz
disconnect d offer.

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Best friends Missing day

I Miss you

Today "Best friends

Missing day"! Ee sms

ni sweet friends ki

sms chey.. Alage nenu

ne bes friend ite

naku kuda chey

7msg return vaste ur

lucky.

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Chaduvukana Naari, Deshaniki Daari

10 years Back There

Was a Famus Saying..

"Chaduvukana Naari,

Deshaniki Daari"

.

.

But Now it's Changed

to

"Chaduvukunna Naari

Lovertho Parari..

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Keep Smiling

Wife: Yesterday night I

Saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Your dad paying the

bill !!

Keep Smiling..

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Chitti Chilkamma

Modern Poem: Chitti
Chilkamma, Lover
thitinda, bar ki
vellava, Beer
Konnava, friz lo
petava, gutukuna
mingava, kikku
ekinda.? kakku
kunnava...
Ahahaha

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SMS Sending Failed

Manthri: MahaRaja
YUddaniki Thayaru
avamani pakka desam
Raju SMS Pampadu.
Emi Cheyamanduru
Prabhu?

Raju: SMS Sending
Failed ani Thippi
Pampu!
Keep Smile.. ;)

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3 Vihayalu

Manishi jeevitham lo
"vachevi Poyevi"
'3' Vihayalu

1. PEDHARIKAM
2. VTADHI
3. MONEY

Nee kshemam korukundi
"Mugguru" Matrame.

1. MEE AMMA
2. MEE NANNA

And the third person
inkevaro kadu IT'S ME...

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This is Crime Story

This is Crime Story..

5 Friends lived in a room,
Namely-
Mad,
Brain,
Fool,
SomeBody,
NoBody..

One day Somebody killed
nobody, That time brain
was in bath room, Mad
called police.

Mad : IS it police Station?
Police: Yes, What is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed nobody
Police: Are you Mad?
Mad: Yes, Iam Mad
Police: Dont have brain.
Mad: Brain is in Bathroom
Police: U Fool
Mad: No, Fool Is Reading Message.!!!

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April Fool Text Messages

1.
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

* * * * *
2.
i am


fool


i am


fool


i am


fool


i am


fool


i am


fool


OK OK COOL.
I AGREE U R FOOL
Control urself
April fool wishes

* * * * *
3.
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL -

* * * * *
4.
Today i have not sent Sms to anybody Except U.
Today i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..

* * * * *
5.
yoU R the 1 who is CHARMING
yoU R the 1 who is INTELLIGENT
yoU R the 1 who is CUTE
and I am the 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS

If You Don’t Mind
.

If You Don’t Feel Bad
.

Please
.

Give Me a
.

K

.

KI
.

KIS
.

.

KISS

KISS. .

.

.

KISSAN Jam Bottle soon. . Just Rs.25/- Only.

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Good Morning SMS

6 u ! u ,l o w
p o o 6
6 u ! l ! w S
d 3 3 >l
CONFUSED..?
Turn ur mobile in
reverse and read it
again...@

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GO SLOW

There is always a
"GO SLOW" board near
schools.

But not near women's
collage,

Why?

Why??

Why????

Bcoz,

Vehiciles Automatically

"GOSLOW" THERE. NA..?

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Yama With 3 Women

3 Women Died:

1st girls-nenu pelli
munde boyfrnd ki kis icha,

Yama- Narakam ki vellu

2nd - Nenu pelli tarwata
husband ki kis icha

Yama - Swargam Ku vellu

3rd - Nenu pelliki mundu
tarwatha gani evariki kis ivaledu

Yama- Nuv naa room ki vellu..

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3 Frnds Wrote Exam

3 frnds wrote exam

1st one: emi raaledu ra
khali paper icha..

2nd: Me too ra

3rd: Kompa muncharu
kadha ra. Teacher copy
kottam anukuntadi.

3rd 1 just like u

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LKG Boy And His Teacher

LKG Boy-
Madam naa meda mee
opinion enti?

Madam - U are so Sweet..

LKG Boy to his frnd -

Nenu cheppanu kada ra
Madam naku line vestundani.

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Dress Bagundi

Boy:dress bagundi.
Girl:thnx

B:lipstick kuda
bagundi.
G:thnx.

B:makeup kuda
baga chesav.
G:thnx
"ANNAYYA"

B: ayina chandalanga
kanipistunav. .

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TODAY is WORLD WHITE ROSE DAY

TODAY is WORLD
WHITE ROSE DAY.
If U Luv my Frndshp
Give 1 miss call & snd
dis 2 al UR FRNDS &
see hw many Missed
call U get.If U gt 10
u'll marry ur lover. ;)

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